What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 09:59
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What’s a sleep paralysis demon? And other facts of the bizarre phenomenon - CNN
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is a good alternative to the Nike Zoom Pegasus Turbo for running on asphalt and concrete?
No, not a chance
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Boston University releases statement on Alex Cooper’s allegations - NewsNation
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts